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Gams, Antimatter, and a New 2,000-Year-Old Man

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense

By Ray Gustini
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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Strong statement. Do you think he's talking about Nobody's Fool, The Story of Us, or Lucky Number Slevin? We're going with Slevin. We haven't seen the movie, but if it involves slevin being somebody's lucky number, the rest takes care of itself.

No dice. Either we're guessing pins or we're guessing nothing.

Well, at least there's no way for the candidate to be over-eager in his response to this one. Right? Right? No, no -- don't give him that spork and giant bottle of topical pain medication. It'll encourage him.

It's not a 2,000-year-old-man unless he's singing about how everyone can go to hell, except Cave 76.

Luck.

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