Whale Skulls, Spandex, and Violent Holiday Imagery

After a long day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense.

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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. After a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

The good thing about ancient whale skulls? They're not claustrophobic: http://t.co/KzF7wfVuMon Dec 12 19:23:18 via SocialFlow

Flammable, you bet. Haunted? Occasionally. But never claustrophobic. So feel free to take them with you the next time you go in for an MRI.

Spandex Is Making You Fat - Jezebel pulls at our spandex story and then let’s it snap back. Hard. OUCH. http://t.co/u3IYQ2usMon Dec 12 22:41:55 via Tumblr

In NPR's defense, even their Twitter spats are listener-supported. So either give them $25 or donate your angry tweeting services some Saturday. Because this is the feistiest this feed can get without support from followers like you.

Oprah & Sean Penn hold hands! PHOTO: http://t.co/2L6VX48tMon Dec 12 22:36:34 via bitly

Does this mean America has formally forgiven him for his performance in All the King's Men? Because he was really bad in that. It seems like we should be able to hold that against him for at least another five years. Oh well, Oprah's hands have spoken.

BBC denies misleading Planet fans http://t.co/ZT66hZv7Mon Dec 12 12:50:36 via BBC News

Typical anti-earth bias from the BBC. Everyone knows that want the House of Commons moved to the sun.

Obama 2012's headquarters are upbeat... but set to kill. http://t.co/3qsUcDuXMon Dec 12 22:50:12 via HootSuite

Looks like that Timothy Dalton hire is already paying off.

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a leopard tearing out an antelope's throat http://t.co/eFRoSF41Mon Dec 12 19:45:16 via HootSuite

We always associated that image more with Flag Day for some reason.

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