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Seriously, if Steve Jobs (RIP) had lived to be 100, we'd probably be hanging out with aliens and communicating telepathically with our iBrains, within the next decade.
Can't… read… tongue… too… twisted…
Dear Microsoft: Great idea about building a social network for students. We regret to inform you that this forward-thinking Harvard student did just that in 2004. His social network was so successful, Hollywood even made a movie about it. Regards, The Atlantic Wire.
What's next, Obama pardoning drug dealers? Oh wait, that happened last month!
You know what's even more astounding? Multicolored Paper Underwater Structures.
This is so meta it hurts. The original lefty, protester-friendly rag has strayed so far from its roots it has to construct protester costumes to make up for it.
Now that's the Village Voice we know and love.
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