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Mitt Romney may have a real alcohol problem — and he doesn’t drink Dec 19 13:25:06 via HootSuite

Aspiring push pollsters should take notice of this tweet's careful phrasing. Others should stand by their phones and await word from someone who just wants five minutes of your time to ask if you'd still feel comfortable voting for Rick Perry if you knew he wanted to block out the sun.

A Pollution Fight Powered by Bioluminescent Sea Creatures Dec 19 17:03:49 via The New York Times

This is going to keep happening as long as members of Congress keep taking donations from the bioluminescent animal lobby.

Boxing Day tube strike challenged in high court Dec 19 13:25:35 via twitterfeed

Boxing Day. Tube strikes. This, in case you did not notice, is a very English tweet. All that's missing is a reference to the Queen's Counsel who brought the case.

Questions over foreign criminals Dec 19 17:28:43 via twitterfeed

Before rushing to judgement, remember: One country's foreign criminal is another's homegrown scofflaw

25 people who thought Lil Kim died: via @BuzzFeedMon Dec 19 18:39:08 via SocialFlow

A year-end list you never want to be on: people who got confused about which famous-sounding person died. Granted, we've all been there, but that doesn't make the mistake any less of a facepalm moment.

2 Radiohead tracks exit the basement Dec 19 16:42:03 via The Huffington Post

Good for the Radiohead tracks. Even Thom Yorke thought they were looking a little pasty.

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