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No, that extra large value meal will not make you seem like a more powerful person | (via @TIMEHealthland)Thu Nov 03 22:20:08 via HootSuite

Try telling that to Willy Loman. Can't be done. The man supersizes everything.

Get out your tweed and ride: Nov 03 21:06:05 via SocialFlow

It doesn't matter where to. Feminist bookstore, spectacle repairman's house, English country house. Just ride and be tweedy.

You CAN wear a turtleneck without looking like Barry Manilow Nov 03 21:30:08 via HootSuite

Unless of course you're Barry Manilow. In which case you should go with a crewneck.

Cantaloupe death toll climbs again Nov 03 15:00:08 via The Huffington Post

They're really jazzing up the crops report over there at the Huffington Post. It's like an Australian soap opera, but with produce.

D.C. wildlife biologist found guilty of trying to poison feral cats to protect birds: Nov 03 21:50:55 via SocialFlow

We're not proud of it, but we did spend several minutes making "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed wildlife biologist!" jokes. They were about a different wildlife biologist. One with one arm.

Chris Matthews gave former Gov. George Pataki a good yanking at his book party. Nov 03 18:19:52 via TweetDeck

Well there you go.

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