We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
But of all the recently unearthed frescos, this one has the best personality. Also: lots of lime-based plaster.
It will smell like vanilla and lilacs, crossed with toasted bandwidth and stale tweets.
The person he should really fear being like is Mark Hamill, the actor who portrayed Luke Skywalker. Robert Pattinson should only hope to be mentored by a Jedi master in a swamp and then burn Darth Vader's remains. At the height of their popularity, Robert Redford and Paul Newman never got to do that.
Clearly, Herman Cain is right about social security. It's a scam.
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