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Not included: the appropriate response to, "I hate how early it gets dark now."
Don't worry: NBC will find another way to lose that $200 million.
Has anything good ever happened to someone who jumps into the zoo pit? Just once, we'd like to hear about somebody finding a $20 bill or their retainer from junior high instead of another senseless monkey beating.
Step one: observe what they do and do the same thing. You will not like yourself, but you will probably get what you want.
Santa can't say he wasn't warned.
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