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Read this. It might help you segue out of your next (inevitable) weather conversation. Nov 14 22:23:50 via SocialFlow

Not included: the appropriate response to, "I hate how early it gets dark now."

MT @lggreenemeier: Canada's robot games cancelled due to lack of interest Nov 14 20:26:47 via TweetDeck

Don't worry: NBC will find another way to lose that $200 million. 

Drunk mechanic attacked by monkeys after swimming into zoo pit Nov 14 16:15:11 via The Huffington Post

Has anything good ever happened to someone who jumps into the zoo pit? Just once, we'd like to hear about somebody finding a $20 bill or their retainer from junior high instead of another senseless monkey beating.

Aggressive as kids, sickly as adults? Nov 14 22:30:05 via HootSuite


How to negotiate with jerks and liars: #NegotiationAcademyMon Nov 14 22:12:09 via SocialFlow


Step one: observe what they do and do the same thing. You will not like yourself, but you will probably get what you want.

Man arrested for breaking into home, setting up Christmas decorations... Nov 14 22:10:24 via Drudge

Santa can't say he wasn't warned.

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