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Looking for a reason to grow a mustache? The Australian Embassy can give you two. http://t.co/IDRa1EoG
They are: Eric Bana in Chopper and Geoffrey Rush in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Too late for Mark Sanford to run?
Not if he changes in the car and remembers to wear his orange reflective vest. But he must wear the vest!
EU Crisis 1, Lars von Trier 0.
We have to think other parts of the cheapness manifesto deal with breakfast cereal (only suckers pay for name brands), hoarding tea bags and plastic spoons from the office kitchenette, and why $12.99 jeans will never go out of style.
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