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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
Brazil's Lula shaves iconic beard http://t.co/pjPqH7dz
It's like Lula is completely unfamiliar with what happened to Felicity.
Forgiving your abusive, alcoholic father is for YOU, not HIM. @coketweet walks you through it http://t.co/9GOuKlle
They're going to be so many family walkthroughs over the next month. Our advice: just walk through it. Eventually you'll wind up at the fridge.
You'll Never Watch TV Alone Again http://t.co/wZ4JmMtq
Oh, good! Or is that bad? Reading it again, it sounds vaguely menacing, like Scientific American is going to be like everyone else and not let us enjoy Boss, even though it's perfectly fine.
Some Giants Were at Club Where Man Was Fatally Shot http://t.co/u4usArQJ
You know, the story is still alleged: what it have killed The Times to tweet They Might Be Giants at Club Where Man Was Fatally Shot? It's not like the Giants were involved.
And We're Adjourned http://t.co/cRqRyNbd
Already? That felt like a quick adjournment. Maybe because it's getting dark so early.
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