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Elderly Amish man has hair and beard cut off by own son in latest such attack in #US state of #Ohio, say police. Nov 11 19:36:11 via BBC News

Lots of unexpected things in Ohio this fall. This one, we have to think, involves a one-armed Amish barber in some capacity.

Is Rupert Murdoch's son a "mafia boss"? | (via @TIMEWorld)Fri Nov 11 09:00:11 via HootSuite

Not Lachlan. He just runs a Mickey Mouse nightclub and picks up people from the airport.

CHIPs star adjusting his wig Nov 11 22:57:04 via The Huffington Post

This has been a big two weeks for celebrity gossip. The Bieber lawsuit, the Kardashian split, Zooey Deschanel reentering the dating scene. A refractory period was inevitable.

Has Canada’s version of the Loch Ness monster been caught on camera?--VIDEO:

Nov 11 via SocialFlowFavoriteRetweetReply

A little known fact: America's version of the Loch Ness monster is Terrence Malick.

Depending if you have Monday off, "right after lunch" was about time. Or even right after work yesterday, if you were shooting for the four-day weekend.

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