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Man Throws Hot Dog at Tiger Woods, Blames Ryan Gosling Oct 13 13:29:15 via bitly


No jury in the world would convict him. Though the Hague will probably issue a strong advisory opinion.

Hilary Swank apologizes for her paid appearance at Chechen warlord's birthday party

Oct 13 via HootSuiteFavoriteRetweetReply


As Hollywood career-cripplers go, partying with a Chechen warlord isn't so bad. If you made the experience into a movie and cast Sophia Copolla in a key role, that would be unforgivable.

Rashida Jones: Michael Jackson, Emmanuel Lewis and I Committed Super Soaker Drive-By Oct 13 13:29:51 via

Somebody's not worried about having enough for the tell-all.

Of course, it's an obstructed view. And there's no patio. And the view, come to think of it, is of another building. But the schools are great.

#DearPrudie: "My college buddy stabbed my wife's cousin at our wedding. Should we give the gifts back?"

Oct 13 via SocialFlowFavoriteRetweetReply

Why? Are they logged as evidence? The stabbing was an unrelated incident. It should say something to that effect on the invitation.

@todayshow's Pick City of the Day is #Detroit. Did you know that Detroit has the most registered bowlers in the United States? @alroker

Oct 13 via webFavoriteRetweetReply

This is Detroit's week. Even the bowling scene is on the rebound.

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