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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

CHAZ BONO NO MO'... Oct 26 12:25:47 via Drudge

You know this is a tweet that's been aging like a fine wine. It's almost a surprise the New York Post didn't print the wrong frontpage, Kerry-Gephardt style, weeks ago to get this one in

Just joking about killing the $1 bill is a federal offense, so Time really has nothing to lose now.

Beer gardens growing in Southern California, with a twist Oct 26 16:15:08 via HootSuite

The twist: everyone shows up 90 minutes late and drinks white wine.

Displaced college students to be placed on cruise ship Oct 26 15:00:53 via SocialFlow

Operation: Greatest 1980s Grossout Comedy That Never Was is off to a fine start. Until those mean boarding school kids with their catamarans and Somali pirate older brothers show up.

Man chases crab, crab gets hilariously awesome revenge on man Oct 26 20:26:04 via The Huffington Post

Man meets crab, man loses crab, man chases crab, crab has sneaky and painful surprise for man ... it's the all-American love story.

Men charge haunted house visitors $5 to park their cars. Problem is, they didn't own the lot: Oct 26 21:36:57 via TweetDeck

That's how all David Mamet movies end.



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