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Gene Weingarten is wrong about bacon-cats and journalism Oct 27 20:31:19 via SocialFlow

Is it bacon-cats or bacon cats? Sadly, our house style rules don't mention 'bacon-cats'. We do have a lengthy section on how to describe a former ambassador covered in duck fat.

"Surprise! I wasn't killed by John Wayne Gacy after all" | (via @TIMENewsFeed)Thu Oct 27 17:40:08 via HootSuite

Is the worst surprise in the history of surprises, or the best? We're going with worst, if only for the initial, ghoulish "Surprise!" 

Contraception, fireworks & egg-snatching are among the suggestions as MPs debate how to tackle misbehaving seagulls Oct 27 09:38:57 via TweetDeck

Ah, the English. Give them a problem and they'll put condoms on it, take away its eggs, or blow it up. It goes to show, warm beer is the essential ingredient of all crazy schemes.

What's the show: The Archibald Whitman Variety Hour? Playboy Club: Shaker Heights? Every scene with Betty Draper? The suspense is killing us.

Parents of Adolf Hitler fight for custody Oct 27 17:25:06 via The Huffington Post

People probably saw this one coming.

STUDY: More Kids Sleep With TV... Oct 27 23:00:27 via Drudge

But that's not going to stop the Zurich Film Festival from giving TV a lifetime achievement award.

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