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What’s ugly beyond belief, singed, moldy, water-stained, and, until now, inaccessible? Archimedes’ brain in a box. Oct 20 17:00:26 via HootSuite

"What's in the box? What's in the box?"

ICYMI: "Reversible" diamond can go from squishy to hard and back again Oct 20 18:16:43 via SocialFlow

Especially helpful if your diamond is made of calfskin.

The skanking of breast cancer awareness month: (via @embeedub)Thu Oct 20 13:38:13 via Twitter for iPhone

Skanking? We're really going to call people skanks for doing something nice for charity? If anything, we should be thanking the skanking. Which isn't even a real thing!

Ohio police call off search for missing monkey: Oct 20 15:04:03 via SocialFlow

We knew this tweet was coming. All in all, it was as somber as tweets about missing monkeys can get.

Carla Bruni has named her daughter! Oct 20 19:43:37 via bitly

Even in France, is going to be unusual. Though it probably rolls off the tongue if you speak the romance language.

Do you FB stalk? Do you think, I should write a script about it and then sell it for $1 mln? It's been done. via @THR Oct 20 20:51:17 via HootSuite

Typical Hollywood bigshots: let us do the stalking and the looking, and then whip up a screenplay and call it your own. And don't tell us Robert Towne came up with that bit about checking the ex's friends' status updates to see if she's mentioned during his script pollish. That's our move, not Robert Towne's.

A mother admits: she lets her baby watch tv - Oct 20 21:48:03 via HootSuite

This is serious. The baby had to watch Whitney.

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