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No need to apologize. We've never felt more alive, what with Snowtober.
The good news is diet and exercise can help with that bum ticker. Also, new batteries are also a popular choice.
Out back having a smoke with the silent majority. Lay off, they're on their lunch hour.
Sounds like a wager to the rest of The Atlantic Wire bullpen. Full details to come Tuesday when the Halloween candy goes on sale.
Breakfast for supper on Tuesdays? The man must be mad.
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