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Your move, Nate Silver.
If it were the heart and brain that were missing we'd say to ask one of the zombies. But zombies don't like plot. It triggers their acid reflux.disease.
And why did he make the University of Maryland wear those horrible, horrible football uniforms?
Handbag or star tourism attraction. Really, those are only one of two ways an Internet-famous crocodile can stay in the spotlight. (Also: where is the 21-foot crocodile's inevitable fake Twitter account? We know it's the Tuesday after a long weekend, but this should have been a no-brainer.)
Dealbook picked the most dramatic way possible to report that Consumer Financial Protection Bureau nominee Richard Cordray's confirmation hearing was done for the day. We still think this is their way of breaking up with us.
As usual, the real news was taking place under cover of darkness in Miami-Dade county.
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