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Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Ashton Kutcher gets naked with Ellen Degeneres. Really. Sep 09 21:44:35 via TweetDeck

Really naked or really, really naked? The distinction is very important to the FCC, parents, and daytime nudity bloggers.

Rescued birds released from ferry Sep 09 18:05:03 via twitterfeed

Meanwhile, the birds who took the subway are still waiting for track maintenance work to get done.

Fox News host attacks Brian Williams Sep 09 19:13:04 via The Huffington Post

Thank goodness the Fox News host had papers and a rabies tag. Brian Williams can't spend the first night of Fashion Week at the vet's office.

Some oysters have pearls. These clams have cocaine. Sep 09 16:31:41 via SocialFlow

Without a doubt, the greatest Fleetwood Mac lyric that never was. It also might work in an early Tom Petty song.



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