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Discoveries like this are why Congress can't defund the Department of Sea Monsters, Dragons and Griffins. 

Did your dog react to the #AmesDebate bell? Why some pups were bothered by the long responses: than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply

A Laffy Taffy wrapper joke for political junkies: What kind of dog is bothered by the Ames debate bell? A blue dog!

Undercover cops wear togas, capes and sandals to stop a turf battle among gladiators near Roman landmarks: -CJless than a minute ago via CoTweet Favorite Retweet Reply

If anything, this tweet undersells the elaborateness of the operation. They also had shields, spears, and fancy copper helmets with feathers stuck in them. And also, presumably, a tactical support team one block away

Naked man discovered live in car trunk in Wichita: than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet Reply

NAKED MAN IN WICHITA TRUNK doesn't quite live up to the New York Post's famous HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR headline. If only someone had thought to drive the car to Macon, Ga.

America will finally get its own Human Centipede. than a minute ago via Onion News Stream Favorite Retweet Reply

No more borrowing Canada's unholy, laboratory-created crime against decency and science for the old USA!

Anne Hathaway is grateful that Kate Middleton has become "such an advocate for dressing like a lady." than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

Everyone needs heroes. Even Catwoman.

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