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Bionic dolphin + Morgan Freeman = inevitable box office GOLD http://t.co/57Q4gsW
Possible. But we'd feel much more comfortable with that prediction if it was a remake of something. Like The Man With the Bionic Dolphin or The Bionic Dolphin Who Saved Pittsburgh. Something with name recognition.
Green Blog: Shocking Trout to Protect Them http://t.co/in6M9kV
The trout will be thanking the scientists for this when they're older and being caught by a wealthy fly fisherman vacationing in Montana.
Funny! Chatbots get in an argument when one claims to be a unicorn--WATCH: http://t.co/NNxBEuK via @FutureTenseNow
Another senseless chatbot spat that could have been averted with a simple Twitpic. For shame.
What happens when @Marvel comics meet dinosaurs? Meet The Avengersaurs. http://j.mp/mRNKWK
We now know what's leading the July 4 weekend box office in 2018. Not The Avengersaurs movie. The Avengersaurs: Origins movie. That's where the money is.
Pineapple retweets cause offence http://t.co/fWq9xYj
If you read the story, the pineapple retweets sent by the former Nescastle borough councillor in question were fairly offensive. But still, "pineapple retweets"? Just say "retweets"!
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