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‘Marry him,’ shoppers shout as Chinese woman weighs proposal from a carrot http://wapo.st/rb45YA via @PostWorldNews
We're going to say it: this is the best proposal story involving a Chinese woman, a carrot, and shouting shoppers that you'll read this year. All the others are fighting for second place.
What do birds have to do with Communism? Read: http://bit.ly/ofcd0K
And to think, the Florida Tea Party thought manatees were the pinkos of the animal kingdom.
Nurturing Weird Families in Tennessee http://nyti.ms/pDhIHb
Sadly, this isn't of much use to people who insist on buying their weird families from local farms.
Is Anne Hathaway sexy enough to play Catwoman? Let us know: 855.TMZ.LIVE (869.5483) #TMZLive
Long-time tweeters, first-time callers, it's your lucky day.
Ashton Kutcher (@Aplusk) Wants 'Two and A Half Men' Character to Play Fantasy Football http://bit.ly/o7tSf6
Two and a Half Men is the most successful sitcom on television, but we're still not sure a fantasy football-playing billionaire is a character audiences will relate to in this age of austerity.
Smashing things for no reason: It's a time-honored British tradition. http://slate.me/qlsx8c
So is botulism. But you wouldn't do either on a first date.
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