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Know this person?: UNKNOWN BANK ROBBER: An u... http://1.usa.gov/o7ke04less than a minute ago via twitterfeed Favorite Retweet ReplyFBI PressOffice
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Is it possible to know an unknown bank robbers?


Study: greedy rich people shoplift more than poor people http://ow.ly/5zfXYless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet ReplyMogulite
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As if greedy rich people didn't have enough bad publicity to deal with. Now everyone's going to know that they steal batteries.

Care Bears to return as computer-generated autobots in animated TV series http://ow.ly/5ze9P #CareBearsless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet ReplyEntertainment Weekly
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We have nothing to add to this.

Basically Every Subway Line Is Currently Delayed http://bit.ly/opwDiHless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyRunnin' Scared
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The evening commute report for the entire mid-Atlantic region, in a single tweet.
 

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