Rick Perry, Taylor Momsen, and the Best Spot to Hide a Volcano

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Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

A genuine Twitter head-scratcher. We're going to go with the New York Giants offensive line, or possibly one of these billboards for The Smurfs movie that have been popping up of late.

This is a trick question, since wizards are prevented from holding the office of governor under the Texas constitution.

The sentiment is lovely, but we're guessing Momsen would have preferred a car. Or barring that, a $50 gift certificate to something. Even $25 would have been nice.

Say this for the British press: they know their way around a burning castle story. 

There's never a good time for an energy company to break up with its significant other, but the fourth quarter of the fiscal year is especially rough. At least wait until the yearly earnings are out.

Not included: What The Tweet? But that goes without saying.

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