Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
Gas leak makes Pleasant Hill Road area less pleasant. http://bit.ly/pO3qjl
This would make Pleasant Hill Road less pleasant. Also: more explosive.
Officials: Thug brothers savagely attack pilot who threw them off American Airlines flight for being drunk http://nydn.us/pyD5Dj
Still, the savage beating pales in comparison to what Mrs. Thug's going to do to them when they get home.
Glenn Beck and the Seven Norwegians http://nyr.kr/n9p5Lb
This tweet sounds similar to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but ask a 3-year-old which they'd rather watch with their snack. Snow White wins nearly every time.
It's a nice thought, but Europe doesn't even like EuoDisney. Which means they'll absolutely hate the American take on the arson taskforce. Nobody's allowed to drink wine while on duty.
The first "Timely Tweets" tweets (TWEETS) http://huff.to/nzTppU
Yes, yes: but will there be tweets?
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