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Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.


Gas leak makes Pleasant Hill Road area less pleasant. http://bit.ly/pO3qjlless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyAJC
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This would make Pleasant Hill Road less pleasant. Also: more explosive.

Officials: Thug brothers savagely attack pilot who threw them off American Airlines flight for being drunk http://nydn.us/pyD5Djless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyNew York Daily News
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Still, the savage beating pales in comparison to what Mrs. Thug's going to do to them when they get home. 

Glenn Beck and the Seven Norwegians http://nyr.kr/n9p5Lbless than a minute ago via dlvr.it Favorite Retweet ReplyNews Desk
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This tweet sounds similar to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but ask a 3-year-old which they'd rather watch with their snack. Snow White wins nearly every time.

Come on #Europe, put out the fires and catch the arsonists. Here's how | http://bloom.bg/oSM9inless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet ReplyBloomberg View
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It's a nice thought, but Europe doesn't even like EuoDisney. Which means they'll absolutely hate the American take on the arson taskforce. Nobody's allowed to drink wine while on duty.

The first "Timely Tweets" tweets (TWEETS) http://huff.to/nzTppUless than a minute ago via The Huffington Post Favorite Retweet ReplyHuffington Post
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Yes, yes: but will there be tweets?

 

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