Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers
AIG Will Not Be Treated Like Some Slut Who Grew Up Without A Father Figure http://bit.ly/iYDP0Y
That's what got Bear Stearns in all that trouble.
Person of Interest, Two Broke Girls picked up at CBS
It's a good thing these are the names of TV shows. This is not the kind of news you want on the first day of the post-Charlie Sheen era.
The 6th Floor: An Illegal Act and an Invitation to Dance http://bit.ly/kBydO9
We can only assume this has something to do with @dealbreaker's AIG tweet
Deportation Cancelled for Woman Who Called 911 http://abcn.ws/jTy5Ax
We would give a great deal for this to read No Joke: Deportation Cancelled for Woman Who Called 911. The 140 character limit strikes again.
The problems in America's schools are hard to dramatize, so the entertainment industry gives us Cameron Diaz's breasts http://su.pr/2Fas44
Yeah! Hollywood needs to start putting its money where Cameron Diaz's breasts are
Snooky has died: http://wapo.st/iK0FvP
Whoever came up with this click bait deserves a raise.
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