Prince William and Kate Middleton will be married tomorrow. Until then, royally fatigued media outlets will have to keep coming up with new and highly-specific ways of covering the wedding. Here are some of the ways newspapers managed to keep the couple and the ceremony in the news. It's T-minus 1, people! Check back tomorrow for the recaps, and read our past installments here.
"What the royal wedding means for children of the 1980s" -- The Telegraph
This is the first royal wedding ever for people born later June 21, 1982. For '80s babies who have mainly seen the British Royal Family behaving badly (the Charles/Diana divorce, the various Sarah, Duchess of York scandals) or stricken by grief (Diana's death), it will be a nice change of pace.
"Dems use royal wedding in effort to tie GOP to oil industry" -- The Hill
Never one to waste a crisis--or a fancy royal wedding--the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee launched roilwedding.org yesterday to hit the GOP over its "marriage" to the oil industry. We're surprised it took this long to get an attack ad pegged to the ceremony. It's topical, funny, and allows for references to "the perfect couple." It also implies Republicans are Europeans. Wealthy Europeans.