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The Sexiest Man Alive was declared to be Ryan Reynolds by People magazine Wednesday, and in response, other news sites posted their own picks for the hottest people on the planet. We at the Atlantic Wire wanted to offer our own take on the most glorious examples of the human species, but with a Wire-y spin. Below, view our selection of the most smoking-hot opinionators Fox News has to offer--doing what they do best: thinking really, really hard.


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