Columnist and National Review contributor Jonah Goldberg flew from Phoenix to Washington, D.C. today. We know this because he tweeted the details of this trip. What follows is Goldberg's first-person account of this journey, noted without comment.
Happy Veterans Day!
Ah good living. Having a breakfast burrito at Phoenix airport.
Eating this thing was not my proudest moment. #airportbreakfastshame
Is it possible that Phoenix has special iPhone battery draining powers? Seems like it.
Honest question: Is anyone a fan of Meghan McCain? I've never met one or even gotten an email from one.
Wonder if anyone would laugh if i let rip with a plaintive chewbaca wail when they finally close the plane cabin doors.
Want to annoy guy next to me on plane by repeatedly tapping my glass eye with pen. Problem: don't have glass eye.
Wheels down in DC.
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