Quote of the Day: Charles Krauthammer Writes About His 'Package'
Things you really never needed to read in The Washington Post
"Don't touch my junk is the anthem of the modern man, the Tea Party patriot, the late-life libertarian, the midterm election voter. Don't touch my junk, Obamacare--get out of my doctor's examining room, I'm wearing a paper-thin gown slit down the back. Don't touch my junk, Google--Street View is cool, but get off my street. Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon--my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a Nigerian nut job preparing for my 72-virgin orgy by blowing my johnson to kingdom come?"
- Charles Krauthammer, influential conservative pundit, commenting on his "package," "junk," and "johnson" in The Washington Post
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