Pat Sajak--Wheel Of Fortune host, payroll tax critic, and occasional Marylander--has joined Twitter. Actually, he joined Twitter something like six weeks ago, but we're only now convinced the account is his work and not that of Rahm Emanuel or a politically active federal employee out for revenge. Below, a sampling of his most Sajackian zingers:
Having a meeting of the Game Show Hosts Club at our secret clubhouse later today. Hope Trebek doesn't forget the key again.
Hoped to poke fun at @LadyGaga raw meat outfit with all-veggie Halloween costume, but my lettuce is wilting.
People are really sickos! I just opened a new pack of razor blades I bought last night, and someone had stuck a piece of apple inside.
Trying to write environmental song. Having trouble rhyming "sewage."
Pentagon study shows prolonged sunbathing in full uniform creates odor issues. May institute "Don't Bask, Don't Smell" regulations.
Thinking of changing my name to something hipper. Torn between JayKay and p
Either all young people are starting to look alike to me as I get older, or @justinbieber just delivered my morning paper.
Trying to help my daughter with history paper on War of 1812. Anyone know when it was fought?
Always being told to spay and neuter my pets. Seems like overkill. Wouldn't spay OR neuter be more humane?
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
Please don't follow me too closely. I tend to make sudden stops.
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