Things The Wall Street Journal Hates This Week

This is the second installment of a new Atlantic Wire Friday feature, in which we attempt to chronicle the various people, places, and broad societal trends that The Wall Street Journal has deemed ugly and wrong over the past week. This series will continue until we stop finding it funny, or the Journal switches to an all cute cat photo format.

This week's gripes:

• The EU
• Turkey
• Something called 'Pickleball'
• People who don't know how to curse
• Monopolistic Drug Cartels
• Tom Brady's hair
• Entitlement spending
• The word 'Ass'
• Uncompetitive elections
• The Federal Reserve
• You, for not wearing a powdered wig