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Mark Knoller showcases his wry wit:

Perhaps Pres. Obama can try to use a Recess Appointment to put LeBron James on the Bulls.less than a minute ago via webMark Knoller
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West Wing Report asserts that DC needs a little stability:

Would be great if LeBron came to DC (not going to happen). WWR did the math: hasn't been a winner here in any sport for 18 years.less than a minute ago via webWest Wing Report
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Mike Memoli pokes fun at Obama's glass-half-full demeanor:

Obama himself said recently: "I think it'd be a wonderful story if LeBron says, you know what, I'm going to stay here in Cleveland."less than a minute ago via webMike Memoli
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Does this remind anyone of the 2008 Veepstakes?

RT @karentravers Anyone think the #LeBron announcement leaks before 9pm Thurs night? // I'm hearing it's Palin.less than a minute ago via webRick Klein
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Silly Rick Klein, there's no basketball in Russia:

forget ESPN televising LeBron decision. I'm looking forward to live coverage of Russian spy trade.less than a minute ago via webRick Klein
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Pourmecoffee pokes fun at the drama surrounding sports figures:

After the LeBron ESPN show, maybe Tiger can host a divorce special and announce the alimony/custody details. Exciting!less than a minute ago via TwitterGadgetpourmecoffee
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Finally, Dave Weigel discovers new high-efficiency work tactics:

Perhaps if I tweet and play Call of Duty my articles will write themselves. #scienceless than a minute ago via TweetDeckdaveweigel
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