Conrad Black, the disgraced media mogul turned "model prisoner," was released on two-million-dollar bail today. The media, predictably, has hounded Black all the way to his Florida home while the Twitterverse sounds off:
After a nice vacation Conrad Black returns home to his mansion in FLA. #crimedoespay
Wouldn't it all have been more YouTube-friendly if Ms Lohan had exchanged high fives with Conrad Black on her way in, and his way out? #jail
Conrad Black holds up liquor store saying he can't take life on the outside.
As I consume my bacon-sandwich breakfast, I wonder what Conrad Black first ate upon his release. Foie gras? Nah, more likely a cheeseburger.
I'm organizing Conrad Black's welcome home party, who wants to bring the potato salad?
Everyday I've been reading Conrad Black's personal journal, also known as, The National Post.
Hey, everyone who works in the media: Stop saying "Black in back" in your Conrad Black headlines/ledes. It's bordering on cliche.
Conrad Black has slitty eyes. Looks very untrustworthy.
So Conrad Black is free. But jeez, a night with Barbara Amiel - think I'd rather stay in jail
And today's unrelated bonus tweet:
Commenter describes a world without tenure as "A boot stomping on a human face . . . forever."
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