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David Corn predicts the next right-wing grievance...

Obama has not shown enough anger about the US play in #WorldCup.less than a minute ago via webDavid Corn
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Steve Everley is this close to calling for a top kill...

Plug the damn goal! RT @benpolitico: RT @DavidCornDC: Obama has not shown enough anger about the US play in #WorldCup.less than a minute ago via TweetDeckSteve Everley
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Chris Lehmann makes a joke, or a prophecy...

Jan Brewer to sign new law ordering all Slovenians to be deportedless than a minute ago via webChris Lehmann
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And Brian Beutler provides us with an image we'll never get out of our heads.

Really wish the World Cup was a giant, gold-plated jock strap.less than a minute ago via TweetDeckBrian Beutler
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Meanwhile, Teri Peters composes the theme for Snow White and the Seven Welfare States...

I owe, I owe, there's lots of libs you know. I've got to pay so they can play, I owe, I owe ..less than a minute ago via webTeri Peters
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Spencer Ackerman checks in from the moon, where he evidently lives...

next musical project: a band that sings about nothing but conspiracy theories called Masonic Youthless than a minute ago via TweetDeckattackerman
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And Kimra McPherson recalls a simpler time, one that we're not sure, frankly, we can even remember.

doesn't it seem like ages ago when we hadn't heard the word "vuvuzela" yet?less than a minute ago via webKimra
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