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Adam Serwer summons memories of our childhoods:
DC district court gitmo opinions rss feed just exploded like a pack of mentos stuffed into a 2 liter of coke.
Ed Morrissey turns South Carolina politics on its head:
Funny thing: they held a mudthrowing contest in SC and an election broke out #tcot http://tinyurl.com/2e4pam7 http://fb.me/C65pskRv
David Corn doesn't mind being on Bork's bad side (or Axl Rose's)
A Bork comeback? What's next? Axl Rose to release an album? #1987returns
Felix Salmon has our attention:
Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party (make sure to read the comments) http://bit.ly/9akTVF
Dave Weigel, how we love thee:
Does George Romero know? RT @NYTimeskrugman: Zombies Have Already Killed The Deficit Commission http://nyti.ms/dB2Xh6
Meanwhile, in the world of presidential incompetence:
Every moment Barack Obama spends in the shower is a moment he's not leading the Gulf recovery effort.
Josh Marshall boils down the real obstacle to gay marriage:
Prez Contender Mike Huckabee points to "ick factor" as reason to oppose gay marriage http://tpm.ly/aOZ4bo
Mile Grant plays a fool:
I am being told it is a really big deal a person named Justin Bieber will be on tonight's #CNNHelpGulf Telethon: http://ow.ly/21jyn
And finally, Matt Yglesias makes us all feel very, very uncomfortable:
Angela Merkel again lucky that the bar for "worst German leader" is really high: http://bit.ly/9cVgbh
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