Pourmecoffee makes an expert analogy:
So far, World Cup games remind me of Max Baucus health care committee -- hours of back and forth with no real outcome.
Ken Bazinet pokes fun at the French:
Matt Yglesias comments on the state of gender norms...
Baby now in the office, women not doing any work, men still at desks #livingthegendernorms
...while Felix Salmon turns them upside down:
Allahpundit mentions a site we aren't sure we want to see:
"Hot or not," congressional edition http://is.gd/cLPTs
After perusing Glenn Beck's new novel, David Waldman gleans a euphemism worthy of Ron Burgundy. Luckily, we at the Atlantic Wire were able to witness its birth.
@KagroX Line from incredibly cheesy new Glenn Beck novel, guy says to girl, "Don't tease the panther." Rrrow! Sua-ve!
Nyah, nyah! You are the smallest, most shriveled panther I've ever seen!
Panther shrinkage. Commie plot. Obama's fault.
Chalkboard: Tease ----> Panther ----> ACORN <---- Hitler ----> Oligarhy <----- Asking about Cialis "for a friend"
To Waldman's credit, he helped give birth to the best hashtag of all time:
"Saturday, Donny...Shabbos.The Jewish day of rest.That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I sure as **** #DontTeaseThePanther ! "
Mark Kirk got an award and medal from the Navy for teasing a panther #DontTeasethePanther
Imma let you finish, but #DontTeaseThePanther is the best Twitter trending topic OF ALL TIME!
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