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This Monday, Tiger Woods held his first news conference of 2010. By most accounts, it was an emotionally charged event, but that hasn't stopped a fine dusting of snark from settling gently over the Twitterverse.

Mother Jones's David Corn demonstrates the art of value-add.


DavidCornDC: Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger,Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. #Tiger

Later, Corn provides the perfect set-up to Daily Kos's David Waldman.


KagroX: RT @DavidCornDC: Great question: how could you be an arrogant jerk and play so well? #Tiger || Does the person who asked this not play golf?


Web designer John Pierce piles on:

Pack_Cat: @chucktodd What brand of Golf Ball does #Tiger use? Ans: enTitleist!

Meanwhile, D.C.-area lawyer and blogger delrayser offers a bit of catharsis for anyone who feels let down by the iPad.


delrayser: There's something so exhilarating yet cringe-inducing about watching a man shove an iPad in a blender. http://j.mp/aAfT9o


And Eschaton's Duncan Black destroys his pop-culture credibility in one fell swoop.


Atrios: i've managed to get this far without knowing what lady gaga or justin bieber look or sound like.


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