Considering the Many Punny Headline Options for’s Impending IPO, Cont'd

Editor’s Note: This article previously appeared in a different format as part of The Atlantic’s Notes section, retired in 2021.

Early this month, Bourree asked readers for punny submissions to mark the upcoming IPO, which just closed yesterday, yielding $400 million for the Match Group at a valuation of $3.57 billion. But these are priceless:

Match and Tinder … what can go wrong?
​IPO heats up

Wall Street Playing with Fire
And Match started it

Will Match burn though a lot of investors’ money?
​Is looking up that Old Flame advisable?

Wall Street dumps Ashley Madison for new flame
Let’s light a Match to that

Wall Street has Met its Match
Will the offer get more attractive?

Wall Street loves Legal Tinder
What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

Match Group is DTF: Down to Fundraise in Upcoming IPO

Big thanks to Laurie Mena for most of these.