These days, air travel is anything but sexy. TSA pat-downs, inflatable neck pillows, reruns of CBS sitcoms—it can get pretty grim at 35,000 feet.
There was a time, however, when flying was both the literal and figurative height of sexiness. “The good old days,” Mark Gerchick calls them wryly in the January/February Atlantic. “When travelers were ‘mad men’ and flight attendants were ‘sexy stews,’ when the ‘sex sells seats’ mantra drove some carriers to adorn ‘trolley dollies’ in hot pants and go-go boots.”
While air travel ads printed in The Atlantic in those days were a little more… buttoned up (than, say, this 1972 Southwest Airlines commercial), it’s clear the “sexy skies” gimmick was an advertising boon. The campaigns were wildly misogynistic, hopelessly fantastical, and maybe a little bit racist. But sell seats they did, from Narita to O’Hare. Gathered below are 10 such “sex sells seats” ads plucked from The Atlantic archives. (Click any ad to view a larger version.)
British Overseas Airways Corporation “takes good care of you.” (By putting gyrating hula dancers front and center.)
KLM: The premiere airline for tag-along wives and their crestfallen husbands.
Japan Air Lines masters the art of marketing orientalism, ensuring flyers that the only “real desire” of its “kimono-clad stewardesses” is “to serve.”
This Iberia Airlines ad bravely defies ethnic stereotypes by promising travelers a veritable rainbow of stewardess hair colorings: “blondes from Barcelona, redheads from Cádiz,” and for the traditional Hispanophile, “a liberal helping of the beautiful brunettes you pictured us having.”
Swissair promises “lakeside cafes, casinos, nightclubs,” and—most prominently of all—“friendly natives.”
This Japan Air Lines ad delivers a particularly cringe-worthy line: “She is our pride. And your joy.”
Not looking for love? Never fly Alitalia.
South African Airways offers one for the ladies: When Alec hits on you, he’s not being polite. “Merely sincere.”
Japan Air Lines does it again, demonstrating just how well-versed its “fairest” of the fair stewardesses are in the womanly arts.
Kris from Delta is “resourceful, alert, efficient, confident, and sociable.” But, most important, PRETTY.