Annals of Advertising: The Teeny Boppers Retire

The Social Security administration has found new heights of weirdness in its public outreach.  Those of you who are my age may remember the Patty Duke show from when you were home sick:


It seems the Social Security Administration is using Patty Duke to advertise its online services:

There are five videos in all.

I have to say, even I find it a little creepy to imagine those perpetual teenagers retiring.  I can only imagine how it feels to someone who was an actual teenager when the show aired.