Annals of Advertising: The Teeny Boppers Retire

Those of you who are my age may remember the Patty Duke show from when you were home sick:


It seems the Social Security Administration is using Patty Duke to advertise its online services:

There are five videos in all.

I have to say, even I find it a little creepy to imagine those perpetual teenagers retiring.  I can only imagine how it feels to someone who was an actual teenager when the show aired.