Apparently Rush Limbaugh has developed a parody song about Barney Frank called . . . Banking Queen.  Because you know what makes Frank such a piss-poor bank regulator?  That's right, obviously it's who he sleeps with when he's not in Congress. 

If Alan Greenspan's wife had been a swimsuit model, we probably could have avoided this mess altogether.

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