Ms Fix-it speaks

Apparently, customers can now offer Starbucks suggestions on how to improve their service. Naturally, this makes me all giggly and flushed with spontaneous order.

I therefore rushed to take part of this vast experiment in distributed intelligence. My humble offering: tell the whoever runs the flamethrower they use on their coffee beans to throttle back on the oxygen and leave some actual flavor in the roast. Otherwise it's just too easy for potential customers to economize by dissolving a charcoal briquette in eight ounces of industrial solvent.