I hope everyone will join me in welcoming Tom and Charles back to civilization. If you're spending money on a Comcast DVR, take my advice: use a little of your monthly payment to buy a hammer. Then take the Comcast DVR back to the cable company, and use the hammer to hit yourself repeatedly in the head. It's much cheaper and more enjoyable.

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