The vacuity of cable news, part 937

The anchor is narrating the progress of Eliot Spitzer towards the press conference where he is expected to resign. As in "he's left his apartment" . . . "he's in the building" . . . "he's making his way up the stairs" . . . no mention yet as to whether he's carrying a Starbucks latte or a can of diet coke. But there are rumors that the governor may have chosen Polo over bay rum.

Of course, this undoubtedly says something about me for watching it.