Or, at least, it thinks I want to watch Oprah Winfrey. Which of course brings back this classic article, "My Tivo thinks I'm gay". I should be so lucky. Apparently, my Tivo thinks I'm the housebound mother of three with a fondness for very special episodes about life-changing second chances.

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