I don't need life--I'm high on drugs!

Mr Brian Beutler has a hilarious post about Public Service Announcments, which do seem to have gotten much creepier over the last few years. This, of course, immediately called to mind the best known PSA of my youth, which Mr Beutler is probably too young to remember:

My college roommate had a terrific poster of a plate of breakfast food, captioned: "This is your brain with home fries and a side order of bacon.