Various people are expressing various kinds of shock at what Matt calls "the latest weird conservative sex scandal". Here's what surprised me the most: I hadn't realized, until I read part of the autopsy report, that if I die in any sort of weird or violent way, the lasting official record is going to involve some guy in a white coat describing most of my body parts as "unremarkable".

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