Maya calendar equals the past plus the present minus the future, and more new math
A shooting star equals a star plus "did you see that?" plus no.
Telephone pole equals a tree minus its dignity plus whatever that black, sticky stuff is.
A wheel equals a tree trunk, divided by 32, minus its center
Undecided voter = Unicorn + Enfranchisement
Rx products = Drugs minus regulations plus click here!
"Big Government" equals all the things I don't use minus all the things I do.
"Conference call" equals "meeting" minus "distance" plus or minus "making faces."
"Hero" plus "tights" equals "superhero."
New Math is an attempt to quantify the world using words and basic math.
"Spotty access to email" equals checking minus replying.
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The cloud equals your data minus location, plus faith.
Innovation equals an idea plus advancement, plus or minus a really good patent attorney.
Renewables = Energy - Emissions + Ad Infinitum
Surveillance equals cops plus binoculars plus time but surveillance 2.0 is a different equation entirely.
Customer service equals "please continue to hold" plus "your call is very important to us."
Hallway equals meeting minus length and other equations.
Self Funding = (Money x Proximity) + (Mouth x Proximity)
Food pills equal eating minus enjoyment.