As my mother would surely say: He's definitely going to have back problems if he doesn't already. I mean, one laser pointer sure, but multiple laser pointers?!

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Via Gizmodo, Apple co-founder, gadget-lover, and all-around character Steve Wozniak gives an accounting of the contents of his backpack. The list, provided here in part, is stunning:

• Droid RAZR
• 2 iPhones
• Galaxy Nexus, unlocked
• spare Galaxy Nexus
• Garmin for his car
• Garmin for his backpack
• 2 mutewatches
• Mophie
• Kindle
• Verizon battery supplement
• iPad
• iPad keyboard
• MacBook Pro
• Jambox
• 3g MiFi and spare
• 4G MiFi and spare
• iPod Nano
• AirPort Express and MacBook Pro 85W magsafe adapter
• bluetooth mouse (this, Wozniak says, doesn't get very much use -- implying that everything else does)
• binoculars
• multiple Gameboy Lights (a Gameboy sold in Japan but never in the U.S.)
• foreign AC adapters
• prism glasses for watching movies in bed
• sunglasses
• earplugs for concerts, separate earplugs for flights
• pencils, pens, Sharpies, etc.
• laser pointers (red, blue, purple, yellow, and green)
• Square
• cigarette lighter dual USB adapter
• toiletries
• eyedrops
• batteries of all types

And this is a pared-down selection! A picture of just some of the contents laid out on a table, in addition to the list in toto, is available on the Gizmodo site. Wozniak says this all comes to about 50 pounds, and, needless to say, airport security is a nightmare.

Via @pbump.