7 Tricks TV News Producers Use to Make Computers Exciting

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Headphone-less, I was reduced to watching CNN with the sound off as I ran in the swampy basement of the Watergate. It's a weird experience being forced to concentrate on the "cinematography" of the news network, such as it is.

But it approaches surreal when anything computery comes on. Not that I blame the TV news guys: Someone sitting at a computer is one of the least telegenic events on Earth, and yet that exact activity often requires news coverage. What's a producer to do?! Maybe try faking it.

Here are seven tricks we've noticed TV news crews using that make working on a computer seem as fun as a spin through a house on MTV Cribs.

Imagine each of these techniques being yelled out by a stressed-out young guy who wishes he was Scorsese.

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Fast zoom out from the keyboard close-up!

Overlay the mundane computer actions with 0s and 1s!
Keyboard typing in a suspiciously darkened room!
Extreme close-up on blinking lights!
Superfast scroll down!

Alternate the slow and fast pans along random servers and stuff!

Canted angle screen zoom in!
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